Category: Joke Board
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psycho Path
4. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
5. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
6. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
7. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
#5) Might be that a Vampire would then have Ice Water cruising through his veins, so bone chillin' cold